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"If You Can Read This..." Adult Lt. Gray 3XL T-Shirt by Unknown

"If You Can Read This..." Adult Lt. Gray 3XL T-Shirt by Unknown

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You know, sometimes even the simplest message -- when situated in the proper setting -- can be pretty funny. This is precisely what is at play here with this new adult T-shirt. A simple gray 3XL tee with the message (all lowercase), "if you can read this, you're too close" printed in large type on the front. It works! Check out the photos and see if you concur with our observation. 

We measured 27" across, and 32" top to bottom on this Fruit of the Loom HD 90% Cotton/ 10% polyester T-shirt, which was manufactured in El Salvador. 

Care Instructions: Machine wash cold with like colors -- Use only non-chlorine bleach when needed -- Tumble dry low -- Do not iron or dry clean --  

Thank you for stopping by and checking out An Absolute Certain Tee inside Jeff's Curiosity Shoppe and we hope you have enjoyed your visit. 

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A few things to know about Jeff'sCuriosity Shoppe:

Welcome aboard! We're delighted you stopped in. But first, a brief history lesson:

We began with a single store -- Jeff's Vintage Treasure in 2018 -- with Shopify and sold mostly vintage sports products. Because some customers wanted newer items as well, that same year we added a second web site
-- Jeff's Treasure Chest -- to the mix.

The second store did well, and we became obsessed with other "niche" stores and began to accumulate inventory for them. The desire to add these other options led us to the decision in 2022 to eventually consolidate everything under one roof, which also resulted in the new name. You'll notice some of them on our home page, and that's only about half of what we have planned (unless we come to our senses first).

It will probably take quite a while to list everything we have, so check back often, and we're always open to your suggestions -- really!

As far as store operations go, some key points:

1) Shipping: Right now, it's U.S. only. Unless it's the holidays, or a weather situation (as we recently experienced) we always try to ship within 24 hours, but we officially ask for a 2-day window.

2) Returns: Our policy is we don't accept returns, and here's why: In the six years when running both of our original stores, we had 2 -- count 'em, 2 -- returns: One was for a Oakland A's hat that the manufacturer
tagged "adult" but turned out to be youth, and we also shipped a White Rose replica St. Louis Cardinals T-Bird instead of a nearly identical Indians model... yep, that one was our mistake. The point being that to
date there has not been a single complaint over the quality of what we sell. And with people getting what seems to be an "Amazon" mentality when it comes to returns, we really don't want to travel down that road. However, know that if you have an issue with anything we sell, let us know and we'll do our best to make it right. Fair enough? (See our Policy and/or Contact Pages in the footer at the bottom of any
page for more detailed information).

Enjoy your visit!